Being sane is crazy

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I went jogging this morning and i noticed a guy was following me and i was so scared lmfao my heart was pounding and then he finally caught up to me and said “hey you dropped 50 bucks” and i took it and started running and while i’m running i’m laughing because the 50 dollars didn’t belong to me

(via jonasbrothers)


you ever wanna take a pic

but like the camera like “damn shawty not today” 

(via perks-of-being-chinese)


my mom was carrying her ipad and a piece of pizza but she stumbled and dropped her ipad on the floor but held tight to her pizza and i’m so glad i know where my priorities come from

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is it wrong to be in love with an electric car

(via tyleroakley)


we’re gonna be weird adults

(Source: nosdrinker, via jonasbrothers)


hitler was just being himself and look what happened

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What did the blanket say when it fell off the bed?

oh sheet

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fuck dating girls who are “naturally pretty.” date girls who are supernaturally pretty. date a hot ass ghost. date a fucking alien 

(Source: slayboybunny, via perks-of-being-chinese)


Isn’t amazing how people don’t give a shit about misogyny until they can accuse Muslims of it in order to justify their Islamaphobia?

(Source: spookyscullyy, via zaymarjr)